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Thanks for viewing, reading & commenting on my blog. Sorry that my blog is not as promising as the other blogs. But I keep learning & make it as an outgoing process.

My biggest problem is making friends among bloggers because I'm kinda new and I just started in the middle of 2008.

Then my problem is in handling the blog itself. You can see that my blog is not interactive as yours with very basic layout, lame pictures, uncool widgets just because I'm DUMB at these things which I major the BASIC only.

SO, I need your guide because I'm a NERD science student that know nothing like budak baru blaja..

I'm so appreciate your comments during your visit at my blog.

Sesape yang aku follow tu, aku nak ucap sori sebab nyebok. Don't get me wrong ok. I don't have any specific reason. No reason actually.

Peace!
-the writer

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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Mumbling to myself

               Despite of my mobile phone is back to normal since yesterday & I had decided the date for my return plane ticket to shah alam for that camping thing, I can’t help myself from worrying about certain things. Yeah, it’s 3.22 o’clock in the morning of Saturday.

         I watched again Juno last night. I was impressed about how much Juno takes problems upon her so calmly with highly spirit. I should too perhaps. Maybe I’m worry about my exam results due next week. I hope I done good. My friend, Afiq already had dismissal this semester. Without telling I already know the reason. He failed the subject 3 times.

          Must be pretty hard my life goes without him during my next semester. Maybe because I like to enslave him to do things although I can do on my own. I’m kinda mean right? But don’t judge, he is meaner than me.

       And I’m worried about my life & what I’m going to do with it. People around me had lived their life with job already. But I’m still struggling myself with studies. My mom even stressed me out by telling me how much she can’t wait to see me graduate & how much she regretted with her decision letting me continuing my degree if this is the time that I have to take. Understand what I mean? If she really felt that way, she shouldn’t let me at the first place. So why quit now? When I’m half-way already.

     Lastly, I hope Ameer can buy me the ticket A.S.A.P. because I don’t want to score a highly-priced ticket like last time. So not worth it like last time, I bought a plane ticket by FireFly and I even paid for the luggage for RM45 not including my ticket was RM190+ plus I don’t have any meal on that plane plus the plane was so bumpy in the sky I even think that I might die young.


SO NOT WORTH IT.
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Monday, May 16, 2011

kenapa mesti malu kalau kantoi?



Mind if i say something?

Baru-baru ni ada kes student tangkap khalwat kat dalam library. I mean its not a typical khalwat but more to maksiat I guess. From my resource whom at the library during the time, the couple were caught while doing 'that' at hidden section at the second floor of the library.Where most of the students unaware of that hidden location. Me, i just noticed after the incident & after seeing those place, i couldnt agree more that its the most strategic place for student to have some romance. How gross is that? Get a room la guys.


I heard that, the incident happened on Saturday where most of the students were not at the library during the time & perhaps the couple take advantage of this. I can say that the place looks gloomy, hidden & of course with air-conditioning. How did the authority knew about this? Of course la by using their surveillance camera, CCTV. Stupid enough kan that couple? The grossest part is where the guy already bottomless when they were caught. Means that, the guy already put off his trousers. Erkkkk...


My resource said that the girl even cried & covered her face while brought away by the authority. The guy? I dunno whats the story. 


My advice?


Tips: Next time when you are caught doing it at some public area or some cheap budget hotel, please make a proud face. Be proud. Walk with pride. Put on a smile is even better. Because it's not logic to be ashamed of it after doing that. Because if you ashamed before doing that, you'll not involved with this. Also means that, you are not ashamed doing it means you just being brave. You should be proud while before & after doing that. Have to be constant. To show you as the example to the others & no one can beat you like what you did.


Okay? Walk with pride & smile.



Yeah, you can walk like her. Absolutely.
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Friday, April 1, 2011

Raja Lawak Fakulti Sains Gunaan (FSG)

 


Tell you what...
its a TRUE story
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Monday, March 7, 2011

happened recently *mode malas*












































Recognize this comics? My favorite ever. My drawing influenced by this comics anyway. LOL.




 Familliar with orange?? Hahaha.. Im the new orange!



*Perasan*
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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

hari pertama full g klaz sebab semalam dah tuang klaz



                Tau ape jadik dengan moto aku? Aku punye la takde mood malam tadi. Susah hati sebenarnya, mata takleh tido. Sampai kemas bilik malam2 bute buang sampah ag. Klakar kan? Yela, skuter bukan sepuloh sen due posen. Mahal lerrr... mati la kalo bapak aku tau. Naya je. Pagi tu aku g klaz pon tak semangat, g kol 8.30 pagi tapi tengok jadual rupenye kol 9.30 baru stat. Gi library la melayan perasan. Then, 9.45 baru gerak. Sampai kat kelas je, aku tengok lecturer dah kuar dari kelas. Dah habis kot. Kejap je sebab baru minggu pertama kuliah. Aku missed kelas la tu. 


           Aku pon balik la umah sebab ade 2 jam lagi. Round2 depan kedai tu. Eh, nampak plak skuter aku! Wakaka!! Beta sukeeeeeeeee... aku pon suh la diorg cas bateri moto aku. Die cakap kene lame sket. Ah, tak kisah la. Asalkan starter dapat hidup. Susah la skuter pakai starter kaki. 


               Mood dah ok balik. G klaz, budak2 baru dalam klaz. Aku takde kawan so, aku pun mempasifkan diri. Kelas kimia lecturer suh carik group makmal. Aku pon macam malas nak fikir. Nanti2 la fikir. Sebab takde kawan sangat sebab klaz baru tak kenal sangat budak2 klaz. Aku pon merayau2 kat fakulti melayan perasaan sementara menunggu kelaz fizik. Then, aku dengar ade orang panggil nama aku. Rupenya ade dak mikrobiologi offer aku suh masuk group diorang. Eiii.. baeknye. Tak payah aku carik group. Thanx uolz. Betol. Seyes nie.


            Tapi yang paling hepinye subjek matematik aku dapat pengecualian kredit sebab dah ambik mase diploma. Foundation of applied mathematic. Kire macam add math la. Beta gumbiraaaaaaa... kelas 2 jam ari selasa & rabu aku leh balik awal kol 3. Yayyyyyyy... tu je la nak cakap. Bosan kan. Sape suh bace. Gi jauh2 nu.
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

jika kawan saya seorang lelaki menyukai saya, apa patut saya buat?

*karangan ini hendaklah tidak melebihi dari 180 patah perkataan dan ditulis dalam Bahasa Melayu baku*



     Saya ada seorang kawan bernama Ali. Dia sebaya umur saya dan kami sama-sama belajar kursus yang sama. Saya mengenali dia baru setahun yang lalu dan saya dapati dia seorang yang kurang bersosial seperti remaja yang lain. Hati kecil saya berkata, baguslah begitu kerana tidak seperti remaja lain yang sangat bangga menjalani kehidupan yang sosial.



        Dia sudah mempunyai teman wanita tetapi bukan ditempat kami belajar. Teman wanitanya nun jauh di pantai timur. Saya tidak peduli sangat kerana itu adalah hal dia. Dia selalu tolong saya jika saya memerlukan bantuan dari segi pengangkutan. Semasa saya tidak dapat masuk rumah sewa saya kerana berkunci, dia yang menolong saya menghantar saya ke asrama kawan saya pada tengah-tengah malam. Kalau tidak tentu saya sudah tidur diluar. Tapi sekarang saya sudah ada skuter sendiri.



        Tetapi keperihatinan dia menakutkan saya. Dia selalu cakap dia bangga berkawan dengan orang Sarawak sebab orang Sarawak lain daripada yang lain kerana dia juga berkawan dengan kawan-kawan perempuan saya. Dia cakap orang Sarawak cantik-cantik, putih-putih & gebu-gebu. Saya kurang pasti pendapat dia kerana saya rasa biasa saja. Barangkali mungkin.



         Saya selalu suruh dia menghantar saya ke rumah kawan-kawan saya walaupun saya ada skuter sendiri tapi berasa malas pula mahu bawa skuter. Tidak pernah dia merungut. Selalu jugak itu. Saya rasa macam memperalatkan dia pula. Lepas lepak dengan kawan-kawan, saya suruh pula dia ambil saya. Kadang-kadang sampai pukul 1 hingga 2 pagi sanggup dia ambil saya. Lagipun malam dia lewat tidur. Kadang2 subuh baru tidur.



        Kalau pergi makan, mesti ajak saya makan. Kadang-kadang jika saya keluar dengan kawan-kawan, dia sanggup tunggu sampai lewat malam. Kemudian pergi ke restoran 24 jam seperti KFC atau McD atau kedai mamak 24 jam. Kalau saya kadang-kadang memasak dirumah, dia selalu cakap untung orang dapat saya. Saya berasa pelik. Tapi saya malas nak fikir. Kadang-kadang, saya malas nak layan dia sebab kadang-kadang dia cerewet. Kami tidak bertegur sapa selama beberapa hari. Kemudian dia beritahu kawan saya, nak pujuk saya sambil membawa bunga. Hati kecil saya berkata, gila apa.(betul kah ayat itu?)



         Selepas kami berbaik, saya pun sengaja bertanya soalan kepada dia sekadar untuk menguji. Saya tanya dia sayang saya atau tidak. Mula-mula dia tidak mahu jawab. Kemudian dia cakap dia sayang. Dia suruh saya tanya kawan saya berapa kali dia tanya tentang hal saya. Kemudian, saya ajak dia pergi Uptown. Dia cakap sebab nak keluar dengan saya, dia tidak pedulikan mesej teman wanita dia beri berkali-kali. Setelah balik dari tempat itu baru dia bermesej. Kami ada membeli T-Shirt infection di times square tapi berlainan corak. Sangat cantik rekaan infection. Saya nampak dia teruja. Saya menguji dia dengan bertanya supaya lain kali membeli couple T-Shirt. Dia cakap dia setuju. Tapi saya bukan serius pun mahu. Bergurau saja.



       Saya ada seorang kawan perempuan teman tapi mesra nama dia Aminah. Saya selalu keluar dengan Aminah dan rapat dengannya. Pada suatu hari, saya dan Ali berlepak bersama-sama di rumah saya, kemudian Aminah mesej saya ajak keluar. Saya pun beritahu Ali saya nak keluar. Kemudian saya ke bilik untuk menukar baju. Ali datang ke pintu bilik saya dan bertanya, adakah saya betul-betul mencintai Aminah. Saya rasa soalan itu pelik. Saya pun cakap saya malas nak jawab sebab soalan itu tidak perlu untuk dijawab.



       Saya ada mengajak Ali menghantar saya ke rumah kawan saya sebab saya hendak mengambil software dari kawan saya itu. Saya suruh Ali masuk ke dalam kawasan flat tapi dia tidak mahu sebab takut tidak lepas pengawal keselamatan. Saya tahu dia cerewet, jadi saya pun masuk lah berjumpa kawan saya. Pindah software mengambil masa juga. Setelah selesai, Ali tanya saya kenapa saya lambat sangat dan bertanya lagi saya berjumpa dengan siapa dan apa yang saya buat di sana. Sudah semestinya saya malas nak bersoal jawab dengan Ali sebab saya rasa soalan dia merepek macam kerepek.



Sudah seratus lapan puluh perkataan ke belum yer? Kurang pasti jugak. Begitulah cerita kawan saya. Saya harap dia tiada perasaan terhadap saya. Jika ada, saya akan berasa kekok. Sekian terima kasih. Wabilahitaufik walhidayah, assalamualaikum warahmatullahitaala wabarakatuh.


(180 patah perkataan)
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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Mood: Tiada perasaan




Nak cakap, sori la kepada kawan2 blogger lame tak update sejak dari raya aritu. Takde idea lagi. Huhuhu... camne ek? Fening kepala haku takde idea neh. Ermmm... kepada blogger yg singgah kat blog nie, yg komen kat chatbox, thanx la ye. Nanti saye follow korang. Don't worry.

Then, kepada blogger2 yg lame haku x komen blog diorg, nanti aku komen la yeee.. then lastly kepada pengomen setia, encek Azli, sori sangat tak reply komen ko & sori tak menyinggah kat blog ko. Sattt naaaa.. nanti haku berkunjung jugak kat blog kawan2 kuuuu... have a nice day!!
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Monday, August 16, 2010

jom! Go genting! (∩_∩)



Sebelum pose tu kan, kakak aku & kak sedara aku datang Key ell cuti2 malaysia. Lagipun diorg nak shopping, so aku n kazen aku yg study kat uitm shah alam tu dtg jgk la jenguk diorg. Saje2 nak mencukupkan korum. Penat wooo.. 3 hari berjalan non-stop, dah la aku tyme tu demam. Tak best jalan kalo demam. Huhuhu.. ktkorg dok kat hotel area jalan tar depan semua house tu. Nak soping g je kat bawah tu. haha...



 saje2... nyemak kat otel diorq.. kih3..





 hasil bersoping sakan






takottttttttttttttt






kazen aku. Study kat mahsa key ell.  wahaha.. tak takot ag dah







London ke?? ahaha~






pose terbaek dari haku *perasan*






adek kazen laki aku kat atas tu.. ktorg sebaya.. jgn pikir plek2 keyh.. haha.. makan laksa penang kat jusco midvalley... sedapppppp ngek!






kak sedare aku with his BF






kakak hakuuu jer...







Tobat tujuh keturunan aku tak nak naek benda nie ag...... waaaaaaaa



p/s: Nanti kite g ramai2 nak? Hehehe.. jom cuti malaysia.. wakaka~
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Friday, July 30, 2010

my ideal boyfriend

Girls today are very demand$ when it comes to "a perfect boyfriend". They have expectations & specifications & requirements. But they themselves are not perfect either. Term like " an ideal boyfriend" is not exist in a real world. Be realistic girls!


They expect higher on man, because they want to be cool & want to be equal to their surroundings. They adore man with sportsman's resume, they crazy about taller & skinny one, they want a stylish man & bad boy type, they want the hunky & manly face, dark skin & a lot of money in their BF's pocket.


FYI, that type of man NEVER exist. Each one of man have a weakness once you knew them. They might look perfect but i doubt that they really that perfect. For example, I'm kinda well-mannered person. People thinks that sissy or whatsoever. But why i feeling so digusting when i saw a man carrying his GF's handbag on his shoulders like he owns it? Just because he has so-called an "ideal physical" so he get a free pass? I bet if i'm doing that people will thinks i'm sissy.


Its because im not kinda a romantic guy although im a well-mannered person aka good boy. Girls should adore me for that because not-romantic attitude will shows that I'm a cool person but thats stereotype & i hate it.


The 2nd situation, where i was washing my hand after lunch at a food stall & there was a guy washing hands beside me that look really fierce.


He has a straight face, fierce one, skinny abdomen, tall & typical guy today. But to my suprise, his ringtone was "Rah-Rah-Ah-Ah-Ah. Roma-Roma-Ma. Gaga-Oh-Lala. Want your bad Romance~". What the hell is that?? LOL! That sounds GAY! Im not even put any Lady Gaga's song as my ringtone. Hah! Thats what you called an ideal one? Bitch! Move on Byotch! LOL!~
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

lucu kan?

When i got something in my mind, i have to write it. Seriously. Jom aku gitau bende lucu berlaku baru2 neh. Dua hari lepas aku saje2 je pergi interview jadi waiter kat satu hotel kat Shah Alam neh. Supervisor tu, cakap ok boleh stat esok. Aku pon stat la keje esok arinye. Shif 7 pagi sampai 3 petang. Penat jugak la. Melayan customer, komplen makanan tak sedap la, blaja setting table, camne nak letak fork, spoon & tissue sume. Then, clear table kalo diorg dah habeskan makanan tuh.


Penat owhhh... aku takde duduk. Tapi aku sonok sebab aku jenis yang takleh dok diam. So aku ske la ke hulu-hilir. Ahaha~ Mesti ade jeee benda nak di buat. Tapi yang tak best nye, keje tu satu hari je offf-day. Nanti tyme raya diorang cakap cuti sehari-dua je. Aku neh da la asal Sarawak, mesti la nak balik kan. Cukup ke nak balik Sarawak nanti? Ahaha~


Last2, lepas pikir panjang malam tadi, aku rasa nak berenti je la. Baek aku berenti awal sebelom aku lama ag keje kat situ kan? Ahax! Aku dah bagi mesej kat supervisor kat situ, then aku nak kol die lagi nanti. Takpe kan, baru keje sehari dah berenti? Hahaha... Sebab aku ade offer yang lebih baek lagi. Nanti la gitau. Kesian jugak kat orang kat situ, penat2 je ajar aku semalam tapi takpe la, aku nie fast learner. Diorg tak susah pon. Kan2~



Bow Tie nak kene pulangkan ke? Eheheh~
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Thursday, July 1, 2010

vavi? ⊙﹏⊙

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

ask me anything ........... (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ❤



Lama gak x hapdate blog... busy sket je.. (atau buat2 busy ke?). Baru2 nie, member aku introduce kat aku satu application nama die, formspring.me. Best gak la. Die macam website ko jawab soklan kat sape2 yang tanye soklan kat profile formspring ko tuh. Hahaha.. layan gak la walaupon ade soklan yang merepek2. Tp xpe, aku jawab x kire bangsa, agama & kenegaraan (bolehhh??).


So, kalo ade sesape nak bertanye tu leh je. Aku pendengar & pemberi nasihat yang baek (ehem2..). Tak kire la soklan duniawi waima soklan hal akhirat, soklan cintan-cintun, soklan bapak2 @ makcik2, soklan budak skolah nak jawab exam atau soklan merepek2 jugak diterima. Sekian terima kasut..(◡‿◡✿)


Contoh2 soklan:



#1. Soklan berbaur kontroversi.

Translation: 

Anonymous: Apa hubungan u dengan Siddiq? Macam intim je..jeles i...

Abby: Siddiq adalah persis adik, abang kepada saya. Merangkap kroni jalan2 cari makan, merangkap kroni jalan2 cari pasal dan yang bersekutu dengannya. Boleh? Dan juga merangkap teman berbicara, merepek, mengumpat sejak dari azali, sejak ktorg highschool sehingga sekarang. These words cant even potrays how being close we are to each others. ahahaha... terus cakap London uoollzz...


Soklan dari anonymous yang bertanye kat member aku Abby. BTW Abby! Good answer!!! Yay!





#2. Soklan berbaur kedegilan..hehe..



Translation:

Anonymous: Masih nak bertanye hal Siddiq. Awak memang rapat dengan die kan? Bleh tak tolong kapelkan kami berdua?

Abby: Hmmmm. Nampaknye awak memang betol2 ske kat Siddiq ye? Dari segi menjodohkan BFF dengan sape2, awak kene isi borang dulu uollz. Banyak kriteria diperlukan ye adik kakak sekalian. Eh adik jerr. Saya perlu tau awak sape, sejak bile ske kat Siddiq nie, dok katne, sebelum nie boipren lame camne? Sape? Hensem tak? Stail rambut awak, awak tinggi ke rendah, umur. Haha.. tq.






#3. Soklan berbaur kesihatan..


Translation:

Anonymous: Saye pening sekarang nie. Ade ubat untuk menghilangkan pening tak?

Siddiq: Pening camne tu ehhh? Ade macam2 pening. Kalo pening, silakan menelan panadol, atau pergi karaoke kew... kalo masih jugak, tido je la.... gerenti pening kurang... paling mujarab, bawak sembahyang!







#4. Soklan berbaur fashion/trend..







#5. Soklan berbaur merepek...


Translation:

Anonymous: Diq, saye ade masalah r... gigi anak kucing saye dah nak patah. Perlu ke saye tolong mematahkan gigi tersebut atau biar jer? Boleh tumbuh balik tak gigi tersebut?

Siddiq: Senang jerrr... letak lew gigi palsu kat kucing tuuu... atau tanam gigi baru ala2 aishah & claudia af7..



Malu bertanya sesat jalannnn ye kawan-kawannnn......

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

stop staring at me!



I'm not cute enough to stare at... period!
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Friday, April 30, 2010

aktiviti di masa lapang: "camwhoring=sundal kamera"

Sebab laptop aku baru je recover dari masalah wc. 4 bulan xleh save gambar wc at folder picture. Hehehe... 




Lokasi: Shah Alam.
Masa: 2.40 pm
Kos: 0 sen/RM



















Gimme a chance la.... hak3...