WTF!!!!

Korang ingat x post aku pasal kapel yang kawen mude tu??? Sekarang aku ade berita terhangat dan mengejutkan!!! Its turn out dat there are more twist in dat story ok...

Semalam aku pergi umah nenek aku, then makcik2 and mak aku pon bersembang la pasal kenduri minggu lepas tu ( rujuk post "dont you think its just too soon??)...Huhu..

Budak laki tu dah tunjuk perangai dahh... petang lepas diorang kawen tu, tak nak makan kari pulek dahhh... nak makan KFC (name pon budak2 kan...)..ade kew patut bini die nak pinjam sepulo rengget duit kazen aku sbb nak beli KFC???

Then, disebalik pernikahan tu...kire mak pompuan tue mcm mastermind segala segi la... contohnye... budak laki tu kerje kat supermarket la sblm die nikah tu.. ex laki tu keje kat situ jugak.. then mak mentua die bole plak bagi RM400 kat boss supermarket tu suh boss tu pecat menantu die takut menantu die terpikat kat ex die??? wtf??? Mcm cite filipin lak..huhuhu...

Mak die bole lak hangin kalo ade anak dare kat kampung tu puji2 menantu die hensem (memang hensem pon)... wtf again???

Mak die bagi anak die set rambut time kawen dgn harge RM300 tapi time kawen tu sume orang komplen anak die muke mcm org tua...salah makeup kew??? wtf again???

Haaa!!!! Ade satu lagi citer terGEMPAK!!! Dengar citer kan.... mak die dah bagi PENUNDUK kat menantu die tu... Yela...anak die xla lawa sangat tapi menantu die tu memang dalam kategori ade rupe la..huhu..then, die bagi PENUNDUK jugak kat laki die sendiri sebab mula2 laki die x bagi anak die kawen sbb..yela kan...anak SPM pon blom habis... baru pom 5... aku bab pakai ilmu2 nie aku dah kecot dah..huhuhu...

Pesal mak die beria-ia sangat nie????!!!

p/s: sekarang aku dah musykil.... sape yang suke kat laki tu??? mak die kew anak die???

LOL PART II

This is another extension for the "LOL" post. Another funny vids from YouTube made by YouTube comedian named KevJumba. An chinese-american teenager who study at colleage by now. You noe what??? His vids is very inspiring you noe. Funny but inspiring. Hahaha... No wondering he got nearly 1 million subscriber. Compared to Nigahiga, there's a lot of vids from KevJumbo that I like. You HAVE to see his vids ok guys.

Some of the vid I like most!



And this one...



And this one...



I was like laughing by myself watching these vids and my parents might think dat I'm must be crazy by now. LOL. A lot more vids from Kevin that u might want to check out. He is sooo spontaneous and his words are so inspiring. Sometimes he can be too paranoid..Hahaha... Good job Kevin!!!

p/s: Another YouTube comedian you have to take list is HappySlip!!! The girl is funny though!!!

LOL!

As I was wandering on OHBULAN! and I saw its post about the word pawned! with a video on YouTube. So I was like, who are these group???!! But then I was excited to see the video by Nigahiga ( I might be outdated by this time..huhuhu). His video is SUPER FUNNY ok or should I say TETRA-MEGA FUNNY!! LOL! I recommend you to check out his video because he is a comedian in YouTube.

Some of the video I freaking like a lot such:


He used Rihanna and Chris Brown song lyrics as the dialog! So funny!!!

And this one... Hahaha...


I laughed at the top of my throat(????) when seeing them riding on the broom??? LOL!

But actually, I still not finish watching all the vids. So excited. Thehehe...

my favourite spot

Last week I went to my-all-the-time-favourite-spot, the sea. Well this place will be always be my no. 1. Hahaha... This is Sematan Beach which takes nearly 2 hours to reach (well... Sematan located at very west of Sarawak). Besides Sematan, Santubong also located at Kuching but only takes a short distance compared to Sematan.This place also have motel, shops, hawkers sell bundles, fishing spot, recreation area, etc.

Nice aite??? Shells??? I was told that this comes from deep from the bottom of the sea but sells at cheap price. So dont worry. Sell between RM15-RM25 depends on its size.

This is the fishing spot just what I told you before??? Hehehe...

p/s: I just love sea...place where happiness lies...

sekilo 2 rengget....

Baru jew td aku temankan mak aku pg Pasar Tamu kat Satok,Kuching. Kalo weekdays die panggil Pasar Tamu, kalo weekend panggil Pasar Minggu (boleh plak camtu??? Hahaha...). Sebab kakak mak aku nak balik Miri, so nak bagi buah tangan la kat diorg.

Best... ikan terubok murah2 jew. Mak aku membolot sebilangan ikan terubok(Macam mak Shin Chan berebut kat Supermarket ketika Jualan Murah).

Dah la diorg pack siap2 agi dalam kotak. Tak payah risau bau kew, takut busuk kew. Bgs jgk untuk sesape yg nak bwk masuk flight kan...

Lepas tu mak aku beli pisang. Aku pon ambik r gambar buah2an. Sokong la buah-buahan tempatan.Hahaha... Leh aku keje Tourism Department lepas nie. Hak3..

"Pakcik tu kata, macam2 ada..." Kui3..

dONT you think iT just too sOOn???

Hari nie aku pg kenduri kawen org kampung aku. Satu kat kampung bapak aku, satu lagi kat kampung mak aku. Dua2 young couple. Sekarang dah macam jadi trend kawen muda nie. Budak2 baru habis blaja, tamat je pom 5 cepat2 suruh kawen especially anak pompuan la. La... takkan blaja setakat nak ambil sijil berhenti sekolah kottt...

Aku nie bukan jeles jauh sekali nak iri hati (pe beza??? Hahaha...). Kat kampung mak aku ok lagi la. Pompuan umo 20 dgn laki umo 30. Tp laki tu keje ok la. Opis boy kat syarikat penerbangan (aku dgr la). Tp pompuan tu x keje kot... Kite bkn nak mintak la tp kalo ditakdirkan sumthing happened kan susah kalo isteri die x keje???

Kat kampung bpk aku lagi dahsyat, pompuan tu 17 tahun blom lagi hbs pom 5 dgn laki tu umo 18 kott (aku dgr die keje kat kedai bese). Citer die mcm nie... mak budak pompuan tu dah KEPINGIN sangat dah nak bermenantu (buang tebiat aper), so sebelum nie die dah recruit 2 org calon, sorg cekgu sorg lagi... aper ntah. Tp diorg xnak. So dapat la calon ketiga nie. Budak laki nie pernah pg umah pompuan nie sbb ikot member die (member die same2 pg PLKN ade pertalian dgn famili pompuan nie) dok kat umah pompuan nie.

Then, mak die pon tahan la bdk tu dok kat umah diorg dan mak pompuan tu telah MENJODOHKAN anak pompuan die yg pom 5 tu. Dgr kate org, kapel tu pon baru jew skali dating. Huhuhu....

Lagi 1, kakak aku bilang(bilang??) mate mak pompuan tu meliar tgk calon menantu mlm sblm die kawen tu takot menantu die layan pompuan lain. Sbb malam tu ader karaoke mcm pesta sebelum pernikahan la... Hish..paranoid tol mentua camtu.

Kesian pulak aku tgk famili laki tu time sesi photo, mcm sedih jew sbb anak laki tunggal kan. Diorg mcm redha jew. Yelah, anak harapan mak bpk kan. Adoi...

Ini la yang dikatekan jodoh... sape la kite untuk menolak kan...Tp kalo umo mcm nie dah kawen... juz imagine... between 17 until 25+ is zone for "enjoy-ur-life-to-the-fullest zone" before getting married but all that shattered because of others hidden agenda...

"Heyyy!!! You two!! Where you think you're going????!!!"

what the heck???

What the hell with the name "Kopi Janda"???? And with the tagline " sehebat namanya"??? As if in the whole world have no other name???? Isn't to attract customers or marketing strategies???? Or to provoke certain??? Look at the man advertised, look PERVERT! Hahaha..

p/s: Let me be your marketing manager and I will come out with a BETTER name!

2 hours+3 hours...

This is not the 1st time I went to Serikin but this time I went with my friend and his family. Its yesterday (saturday) means we have a whole day to spend because hawkers will selling late inspite of on Sunday which only open until noon only.

What so special about Serikin??? Hahaha... Its a place to buy cheap(probably) stuff from Indonesia. Opps..I forgot to tell you that Serikin located at the border between Sarawak and Indonesia.

Its a heaven land for makcik2 where they can spent their money to buy household. Hehe... The most selected items is "tilam serikin", a thin mattress that also can be made as comforter. I dont have the picture of "tilam serikin" but its always comes in purple color or maroon color.

Others like kitchen utensils, clothes, perfume, shoes, wooden chair, etc. Make sure when you visit Sarawak, Serikin is also in your list ok.

Me, I only bought these things, my usual perfume Hugo Boss with only RM11 and this cap RM1o.

The only things that bother me that day is we spent 2 hours in jam before reached Serikin( a lot of visiters). Haiya... just imagine from the junction where the police as usual doing inspection halfway to Serikin, all the cars queue all the way! I slept in cause of boredom twice but still not reached the place.

I only do shopping for only 1 hour but my friends family spent nearly 3 hours and I almost gone crazy waiting fot them in scorching heat!

p/s: Serikin= serik....huhuhuhu............

yet mischievious idea..

Today, I passed my old secondary school when I was outing. Almost 5 years since I left school and I missed that moment. Suddenly, an brilliant idea plus mischievious one pop out from my tiny brain.

I come with an idea of disguising myself as the student of my school! The sketchy plan is something like this:-

Plan: Disguise myself as the student of my former school.
Props: My old school uniforms.

Goal:*To make the students wander of my appearance.

*Wander around the school.

*Having an afternoon tea with them.

Venue: My secondary school.

Time: During afternoon preps class.

Ok, why I choose during afternoon preps class?? Because at that time, the students will have their own private time whether to do homeworks or studying. This is the leisure time for most of the students. So, during this time I manage to wander around the school compund with school uniform and have some picture maybe. Hahaha....

Going to dig my wardrobe rite now and I hope not getting bust!

So now........... whose with me???!!!!!

p/s: I think I'm schoolsick...........:p

1st design

I still cannot belive my own eyes!! I'm blogging again after very long rest. (compare the date of my post below).Maybe now I'm on vacation so I have plenty of time. Well, sorry guys and lemme present you my latest design. I take Avril Lavigne as my inspiration. Ok nottt????

p/s: I will keep writing as I promised. Hehehe...