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Thanks for viewing, reading & commenting on my blog. Sorry that my blog is not as promising as the other blogs. But I keep learning & make it as an outgoing process.

My biggest problem is making friends among bloggers because I'm kinda new and I just started in the middle of 2008.

Then my problem is in handling the blog itself. You can see that my blog is not interactive as yours with very basic layout, lame pictures, uncool widgets just because I'm DUMB at these things which I major the BASIC only.

SO, I need your guide because I'm a NERD science student that know nothing like budak baru blaja..

I'm so appreciate your comments during your visit at my blog.

Sesape yang aku follow tu, aku nak ucap sori sebab nyebok. Don't get me wrong ok. I don't have any specific reason. No reason actually.

Peace!
-the writer

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Friday, December 31, 2010

seLamaT taHUN baRu 2011

Have a great year ahead!





May god bless all of you.
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

jika kawan saya seorang lelaki menyukai saya, apa patut saya buat?

*karangan ini hendaklah tidak melebihi dari 180 patah perkataan dan ditulis dalam Bahasa Melayu baku*



     Saya ada seorang kawan bernama Ali. Dia sebaya umur saya dan kami sama-sama belajar kursus yang sama. Saya mengenali dia baru setahun yang lalu dan saya dapati dia seorang yang kurang bersosial seperti remaja yang lain. Hati kecil saya berkata, baguslah begitu kerana tidak seperti remaja lain yang sangat bangga menjalani kehidupan yang sosial.



        Dia sudah mempunyai teman wanita tetapi bukan ditempat kami belajar. Teman wanitanya nun jauh di pantai timur. Saya tidak peduli sangat kerana itu adalah hal dia. Dia selalu tolong saya jika saya memerlukan bantuan dari segi pengangkutan. Semasa saya tidak dapat masuk rumah sewa saya kerana berkunci, dia yang menolong saya menghantar saya ke asrama kawan saya pada tengah-tengah malam. Kalau tidak tentu saya sudah tidur diluar. Tapi sekarang saya sudah ada skuter sendiri.



        Tetapi keperihatinan dia menakutkan saya. Dia selalu cakap dia bangga berkawan dengan orang Sarawak sebab orang Sarawak lain daripada yang lain kerana dia juga berkawan dengan kawan-kawan perempuan saya. Dia cakap orang Sarawak cantik-cantik, putih-putih & gebu-gebu. Saya kurang pasti pendapat dia kerana saya rasa biasa saja. Barangkali mungkin.



         Saya selalu suruh dia menghantar saya ke rumah kawan-kawan saya walaupun saya ada skuter sendiri tapi berasa malas pula mahu bawa skuter. Tidak pernah dia merungut. Selalu jugak itu. Saya rasa macam memperalatkan dia pula. Lepas lepak dengan kawan-kawan, saya suruh pula dia ambil saya. Kadang-kadang sampai pukul 1 hingga 2 pagi sanggup dia ambil saya. Lagipun malam dia lewat tidur. Kadang2 subuh baru tidur.



        Kalau pergi makan, mesti ajak saya makan. Kadang-kadang jika saya keluar dengan kawan-kawan, dia sanggup tunggu sampai lewat malam. Kemudian pergi ke restoran 24 jam seperti KFC atau McD atau kedai mamak 24 jam. Kalau saya kadang-kadang memasak dirumah, dia selalu cakap untung orang dapat saya. Saya berasa pelik. Tapi saya malas nak fikir. Kadang-kadang, saya malas nak layan dia sebab kadang-kadang dia cerewet. Kami tidak bertegur sapa selama beberapa hari. Kemudian dia beritahu kawan saya, nak pujuk saya sambil membawa bunga. Hati kecil saya berkata, gila apa.(betul kah ayat itu?)



         Selepas kami berbaik, saya pun sengaja bertanya soalan kepada dia sekadar untuk menguji. Saya tanya dia sayang saya atau tidak. Mula-mula dia tidak mahu jawab. Kemudian dia cakap dia sayang. Dia suruh saya tanya kawan saya berapa kali dia tanya tentang hal saya. Kemudian, saya ajak dia pergi Uptown. Dia cakap sebab nak keluar dengan saya, dia tidak pedulikan mesej teman wanita dia beri berkali-kali. Setelah balik dari tempat itu baru dia bermesej. Kami ada membeli T-Shirt infection di times square tapi berlainan corak. Sangat cantik rekaan infection. Saya nampak dia teruja. Saya menguji dia dengan bertanya supaya lain kali membeli couple T-Shirt. Dia cakap dia setuju. Tapi saya bukan serius pun mahu. Bergurau saja.



       Saya ada seorang kawan perempuan teman tapi mesra nama dia Aminah. Saya selalu keluar dengan Aminah dan rapat dengannya. Pada suatu hari, saya dan Ali berlepak bersama-sama di rumah saya, kemudian Aminah mesej saya ajak keluar. Saya pun beritahu Ali saya nak keluar. Kemudian saya ke bilik untuk menukar baju. Ali datang ke pintu bilik saya dan bertanya, adakah saya betul-betul mencintai Aminah. Saya rasa soalan itu pelik. Saya pun cakap saya malas nak jawab sebab soalan itu tidak perlu untuk dijawab.



       Saya ada mengajak Ali menghantar saya ke rumah kawan saya sebab saya hendak mengambil software dari kawan saya itu. Saya suruh Ali masuk ke dalam kawasan flat tapi dia tidak mahu sebab takut tidak lepas pengawal keselamatan. Saya tahu dia cerewet, jadi saya pun masuk lah berjumpa kawan saya. Pindah software mengambil masa juga. Setelah selesai, Ali tanya saya kenapa saya lambat sangat dan bertanya lagi saya berjumpa dengan siapa dan apa yang saya buat di sana. Sudah semestinya saya malas nak bersoal jawab dengan Ali sebab saya rasa soalan dia merepek macam kerepek.



Sudah seratus lapan puluh perkataan ke belum yer? Kurang pasti jugak. Begitulah cerita kawan saya. Saya harap dia tiada perasaan terhadap saya. Jika ada, saya akan berasa kekok. Sekian terima kasih. Wabilahitaufik walhidayah, assalamualaikum warahmatullahitaala wabarakatuh.


(180 patah perkataan)
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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Ever heard? A modern story of 'A Walk to Remember'



It's been ages i didn't updated my blog (i guess). Just because of my daily life is so boring lately. But there's a story i'm going to share. Thus i'm a storyteller when it comes to writing. LOL. It's about a love story of 2 pure-hearted lovebirds that hardly united just because of some sad pathetic reasons. And this is a true story of a friend of mine.


There is a cute, fair skin & long hair women called Jesse. She is a non-muslim from Sarawak who studying in Shah Alam. She's known as a talkative, kindhearted, easygoing, a little tomboyish girl among of her friends. Which is why she have a lot of friends & people feel so comfortable around her. When its comes to a relationship (from her previous one), i trust that she is different from other girls. She's not a fussy one as well do not like to force anybody.


And there is a muslim man named Shah from Kuantan which resembled Mat Rempit, tall, dark skin, messy hair, ignorance, seems cannot be trusted-kind-of-person, always over the border, not appreciate people enough & likes to fool people around & messing with their feeling, rarely say thank you & couldn't care enough for anyone. But still he has good qualities. But when it comes to having a conversation, he always talk nicely. Likes to joke which is why people cannot take him seriously. Still have a nice heart & definitely a family man.


Both of them are my friends.


Why two of them become both?


Basically there were 4 people including Shah in a group plus Jesse. Obviously Jesse likes to help this lazy group of men. Sorry guys. LOL. For a certain reasons, 3 of Shah's friends splited their own way & left Shah with Jesse alone. Because of they always spend times together, some kind of funny feeling between them blossomed.


Shah always needed Jesse to help him for every assignment in his life. From waking him up for class until helping him to finish up his assignments (btw they're in the same course). For the record, although Jesse is so exhausted like hell helping this guy, she still doing so but having a sigh at the same time. Jesse always complaining to me that, Shah always mad at him when she called him to wake him up for class. But, he asked Jesse to do so the night before.


Its that funny enough? :p


Shah always mentioned that he's not looking Jesse as a girl because she always hang out with guys. Sometimes it hurt Jesse so bad but she just keep it to herself. Shah even talked roughly like sometimes rising his voice when Jesse interrupting him. Jesse had told me that she even cried when he did that but not in the present of Shah definitely.


But yes, there are some good qualities of this guy despite of his annoying & childish attitude (according to Jesse). He always accompanied Jesse wherever Jesse go although he has a lot of guy friends. He will contribute his 100% of dedication when doing assignments with Jesse. Both of them will meet up at some place (mostly at KFC) & discussing until late at night. Shah also not hesitated to help Jesse for whatever she requested. He even give Jesse some gift ( 3 kind of gift and one of them a sweater & she refuse it).


Is that a clue of something going on between them? Like a puzzle needed to be completed? Ha!


You have to wait to see what happened between them that will touch your heart.



To be continued... because i'm so damn sleepy right now. Zzzzzz~
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

i'm not proud of myself

WARNING: Don't bother to read this because this is my personal blog & if you feel annoyed, please leave this page. TQ.







If i said i'm not a religous kind of person despite of my islamic name, shud i be proud of person I am? Certainly not. But that doesn't mean that I'm not looking for the right path of my life. Doesn't mean that I show disrespect towards people who practicing it. Doesn't mean that I give them a 'look' when i see them anywhere. I still respect my religious but i need some time to find the right path of my life.



When azan is performed, I'll stop talking & laughing. I even lower the volume of the television. During ceramah agama in television, I still listen & watch the program. I didn't dissed the show. During, my islamic class, i sit in front & listen carefully because only that specific time I can gain my knowledge about Islam. I still greet my friends "Assalamualaikum" & " Waalaikummusalam". I even interested to listen when my friend talk about knowledge of Islam that I seldom heard of.







People cannot blame me for lack of Islamic Knowledge but that doesn't mean I'm not searching for it. You cannot judge me before you know me well.. Look at my background. My parents do not bother forcing me to perform 5 times prayer. My mother & my sister even do not wear tudung. My dad only do Maghrib & Isya' prayer at the mosque just because he is a AJK of the resident's mosque. My parents do not scold my sister & I when we colored our hair or when I wear silver necklace or when I wear earrings. Furthermore, my friends are mostly non-muslim, they respect me & I respect them too. Moreover my friends like to socialize. But that doesn't mean that I'm so proud of doing all of those things. If you think so, you're so wrong.



In life, i always being teased because of this. My friends even said,

" Hey, I didnt know that you can recite kalimah syahadah."

" Hey, i didnt know that you can perform a prayer because i never saw you did one."

" Hey your name didn't match you act & appearance "



My sister give me a smirk when she see me taking wudu' to perform my prayer. She even say," Since when you repent? " Those words lowered my confidence & fire immediately. Some of my friend also make fun of my mistakes in life. Like selling those story to other people so that i'll look bad. I'm not proud of doing that thing, I still fell ashamed when they talked about it. I'm not like the other kid, who think they so modern in these urban world which they have to fit in with all the global culture. I'm not like those spoil rich kid that have all these sport cars, social life, love clubbing, do drugs,drink the devil's drink & do random sex & proud of their social life. I'm not like THAT majority.



Now, I'm searching for the right path of my life. But its a gradually process. I still searching for the right friends who can give me a guidance towards these new life but not the one who take advantage on me. Because I so fragile & vulnerable from the inside. If someone take advantage on me & hold my hand to the darkside, i cannot do anything because i'm lost & clueless. ( I had write about this on previous post aite? Ahax)


if its a cross-finger... its dangerous

ミ●﹏☉ミ
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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Mood: Tiada perasaan




Nak cakap, sori la kepada kawan2 blogger lame tak update sejak dari raya aritu. Takde idea lagi. Huhuhu... camne ek? Fening kepala haku takde idea neh. Ermmm... kepada blogger yg singgah kat blog nie, yg komen kat chatbox, thanx la ye. Nanti saye follow korang. Don't worry.

Then, kepada blogger2 yg lame haku x komen blog diorg, nanti aku komen la yeee.. then lastly kepada pengomen setia, encek Azli, sori sangat tak reply komen ko & sori tak menyinggah kat blog ko. Sattt naaaa.. nanti haku berkunjung jugak kat blog kawan2 kuuuu... have a nice day!!
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Friday, August 20, 2010

ego oh ego... can u step down please?




Speaking of ego, there's a lot of to talk about because recently I'm suffered from this sickness. Not me but from someone else and someone else too. Because of ego, i feel very annoyed. My inner-self told me that ego is not that important at during some part of our life where sometimes we have to lower it down to make a win2 situation. Its not a matter of who-will-asked-who-first, or who-will-talked-to-who-first. I'm saying this because i'm just too tired to go through this environment that full of egoist people.


I put my ego during a certain little preferable time, not like some people that i knew. For example, during a particular scene, i noticed "x" walked pass behind me but he just do nothing. I rather bet a million ringgit if he didnt notice my back & my skuter. No "hi". Because his ego is too high too say "hi" to me. Its a matter of who-say-"hi"-to-who-first. If i'm the one first, his ego will rising up & he will feel noble but if he did first, its likewise.


Also when buzzing people on yahoo mesengger(ym), a person who buzzed-someone-else means that he needed to talk or chat with the person he buzzed. As a result, the person who he buzzing to, will feel proud, more dignity & have a high self-esteem just because of a matter of who-buzzed-who.


Then, a matter of who-texted-who, or who-called-who-first will make the other person who received the text or the call will be so arrogant or boastful after they fight at some particular time. That is ego. When he did not texted back or called back, its just feel enough for him because the other person had just texted him or called him. He might thinks that the person might be do the actions again at some time.



Do you get what I stated above? If you disagree means u egoist. LOL~



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Monday, August 16, 2010

jom! Go genting! (∩_∩)



Sebelum pose tu kan, kakak aku & kak sedara aku datang Key ell cuti2 malaysia. Lagipun diorg nak shopping, so aku n kazen aku yg study kat uitm shah alam tu dtg jgk la jenguk diorg. Saje2 nak mencukupkan korum. Penat wooo.. 3 hari berjalan non-stop, dah la aku tyme tu demam. Tak best jalan kalo demam. Huhuhu.. ktkorg dok kat hotel area jalan tar depan semua house tu. Nak soping g je kat bawah tu. haha...



 saje2... nyemak kat otel diorq.. kih3..





 hasil bersoping sakan






takottttttttttttttt






kazen aku. Study kat mahsa key ell.  wahaha.. tak takot ag dah







London ke?? ahaha~






pose terbaek dari haku *perasan*






adek kazen laki aku kat atas tu.. ktorg sebaya.. jgn pikir plek2 keyh.. haha.. makan laksa penang kat jusco midvalley... sedapppppp ngek!






kak sedare aku with his BF






kakak hakuuu jer...







Tobat tujuh keturunan aku tak nak naek benda nie ag...... waaaaaaaa



p/s: Nanti kite g ramai2 nak? Hehehe.. jom cuti malaysia.. wakaka~
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Friday, August 13, 2010

things that I don't understand myself




#1. When a friend asked me to lend him some money, I just gave to him without questioning because I knew that he has his own reasons BUT why when I need help, he questioning me & judge me?


#2. When a friend asked me to accompany him to eat something anywhere just because he was hungry at the middle of the night, I just agree & forced myself although I'm kinda sleepy at that time BUT why when I asked him to do the same thing, he has a lot of excuses?


#3. When a friend asked me a questions or talking to me when I have a lot of things to do, I still chatting with him BUT why when I asked him a question or just wanna talk, when he was busy or online-ing, he totally ignored me?


#4. When a friend post something inappropriate about me in Facebook for the whole world to know & put some kind of bad adjectives/titles to me without knowing me more further (judge me!), I'm still okay with that BUT why I cannot post something like that which is i do not have that gut like everybody else?





p/s: Maybe I'm the problem itself.. yikes!
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

salam ramadhan kali ke-3 sebagai blogger

Tak sangke ye neh dah kali ke-3 aku wat post pasal ramadhan sebagai seorang blogger. Pada 1hb 9 2008 aku wat post niat2 pose & aku still pakai post yg sama utk next ramadhan 2009. Dan taun neh aku pakai balik la.. copy & paste je..

sempena bulan ramadhan neh aku nak mengucapkan salam ramadhan kat sume blogger as well as family & friends. Kali neh berbeza sebab aku berpuasa di perantauan. Pasti berbeza & i miss home.

Okeh.. ape2 pon jgn lupa baca niat pose ekk.. haaaa.. oso jgn lupa pg tarawikh...

copy and paste je LOL......


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I'm so grateful becos of ramadhan has come again.... my heart feel very warm although my problems dat i have never being away..anyway...this is my gift to you...

Lafaz Niat Berbuka Puasa

" Yang bermaksud, Ya Allah keranaMu aku berpuasa, dengan Mu aku beriman, kepadaMu aku berserah dan dengan rezekiMu aku berbuka (puasa), dengan rahmat MU, Ya Allah Tuhan Maha Pengasih "



Lafaz Niat Puasa Sebulan" Yang bermaksud, Sahaja aku berpuasa sebulan pada bulan Ramadan bagi tahun ini kerana Allah Taala "


Lafaz Niat Puasa Harian" Yang bermaksud, Sahaja aku berpuasa esok hari untuk menunaikan fardhu puasa pada bulan Ramadan bagi tahun ini kerana Allah Taala



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Tu jeee... selamat berpuasa!!!
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Monday, August 2, 2010

Makceh beri award.. len kali beri la agi keyh~




Yayyyy... pes tyme dapat award camneh.. betol wa tak tipu lu. Makceh ye kat Miss Diva neh. Secara official nya, Miss Diva la pemberi award yg pertama kepada aku. Sakai wooooooo.. LOL. Makceh jugak kepada sape2 yg ske membaca blog aku yang remeh-temeh nie. Aku cuba menvariasinya lagi keyh. Okeyh3!!




p/s: Nak tanye.. sape yg buat award neh? Bleh ke bagi sekati2 kt org ea? Kalo buat sendiri design die leh tak? Ahaha~

Makcehhhh~ Muaaacccxxxxxxxx~
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Friday, July 30, 2010

my ideal boyfriend

Girls today are very demand$ when it comes to "a perfect boyfriend". They have expectations & specifications & requirements. But they themselves are not perfect either. Term like " an ideal boyfriend" is not exist in a real world. Be realistic girls!


They expect higher on man, because they want to be cool & want to be equal to their surroundings. They adore man with sportsman's resume, they crazy about taller & skinny one, they want a stylish man & bad boy type, they want the hunky & manly face, dark skin & a lot of money in their BF's pocket.


FYI, that type of man NEVER exist. Each one of man have a weakness once you knew them. They might look perfect but i doubt that they really that perfect. For example, I'm kinda well-mannered person. People thinks that sissy or whatsoever. But why i feeling so digusting when i saw a man carrying his GF's handbag on his shoulders like he owns it? Just because he has so-called an "ideal physical" so he get a free pass? I bet if i'm doing that people will thinks i'm sissy.


Its because im not kinda a romantic guy although im a well-mannered person aka good boy. Girls should adore me for that because not-romantic attitude will shows that I'm a cool person but thats stereotype & i hate it.


The 2nd situation, where i was washing my hand after lunch at a food stall & there was a guy washing hands beside me that look really fierce.


He has a straight face, fierce one, skinny abdomen, tall & typical guy today. But to my suprise, his ringtone was "Rah-Rah-Ah-Ah-Ah. Roma-Roma-Ma. Gaga-Oh-Lala. Want your bad Romance~". What the hell is that?? LOL! That sounds GAY! Im not even put any Lady Gaga's song as my ringtone. Hah! Thats what you called an ideal one? Bitch! Move on Byotch! LOL!~
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

lagu no 1 dlm hidup u?

lagu no. 1?? banyak wooo... im sooo into the music. I have guitar at my home, a piles of music notes, i oso can sing quite well (u can say dat.. LOL). I had joined orchestra during my high school where i played trumpet. I joined oso my school marching band.. So, if u asked me about my no. 1 song in my life, theres a lot actually. My favourite song list af all tyme are miss u by blink182, wherever u will go by the calling, big yellow taxi by counting crows, superman by foo fightings, sunrise by norah jones, torn by natalie imbruglia. I love whitney houston, incubus, weezer, avril lavigne, brits indie & local scene.
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Tak nyesal tukar course? Napa tak teruskan saje?

menyesal? tak kot. Saye ok je. Haha.. Minat nak dipupuk pon xleh sebab kalo paksa2 nanti stress. Its better this way & im never being happier like this. Give me time to rearrange back my goal in life. People may be brag about learning biology or anything science but not me. People shud think dat, despite learning science we oso can achieve greatness & success in life. Juz my 2 cent~
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

kalau awak nak kapel kan, awak ske yg dri negeri mane?

kapel dari negeri mane? Peliknye soklan..ehehe.. Negeri mana2 pon x kesah. Planet Zargus pon bleh. Saye x memilih kalo sudah jodoh org melayu ke, cina ke, omputeh ke, africa ke, brazil ke aka alessandra ambrosio ke saya trime jer. Ahaha~ jodoh kan dtentukan tuhan. Kan3~
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

lucu kan?

When i got something in my mind, i have to write it. Seriously. Jom aku gitau bende lucu berlaku baru2 neh. Dua hari lepas aku saje2 je pergi interview jadi waiter kat satu hotel kat Shah Alam neh. Supervisor tu, cakap ok boleh stat esok. Aku pon stat la keje esok arinye. Shif 7 pagi sampai 3 petang. Penat jugak la. Melayan customer, komplen makanan tak sedap la, blaja setting table, camne nak letak fork, spoon & tissue sume. Then, clear table kalo diorg dah habeskan makanan tuh.


Penat owhhh... aku takde duduk. Tapi aku sonok sebab aku jenis yang takleh dok diam. So aku ske la ke hulu-hilir. Ahaha~ Mesti ade jeee benda nak di buat. Tapi yang tak best nye, keje tu satu hari je offf-day. Nanti tyme raya diorang cakap cuti sehari-dua je. Aku neh da la asal Sarawak, mesti la nak balik kan. Cukup ke nak balik Sarawak nanti? Ahaha~


Last2, lepas pikir panjang malam tadi, aku rasa nak berenti je la. Baek aku berenti awal sebelom aku lama ag keje kat situ kan? Ahax! Aku dah bagi mesej kat supervisor kat situ, then aku nak kol die lagi nanti. Takpe kan, baru keje sehari dah berenti? Hahaha... Sebab aku ade offer yang lebih baek lagi. Nanti la gitau. Kesian jugak kat orang kat situ, penat2 je ajar aku semalam tapi takpe la, aku nie fast learner. Diorg tak susah pon. Kan2~



Bow Tie nak kene pulangkan ke? Eheheh~
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Monday, July 12, 2010

i'm a risk taker


For your information, I had quit my course in UiTM which is Biology. The course apparently is not my will but my fathers. I'm more into Art & Design but I was forbid to apply for the course. Why my parents has to control my life & decide whatever the options that I have? Why I cannot make my own? What so great about learning science?


Right now they doesn't know I'm quitting. I stay at my house in Shah Alam right now. My pointers for last semester is quite good but I decide to quit. Biology is all about memorizing which torture me.I'm just sick & tired to learn any science right now. I need to changed my field I guess. I hate memorizing and I only use my understanding while learning Biology which is not enough. I had to learn triple hard than other people because I'm not Biology type.


I'm still young & need no rush to finish studying just because I worried of my age. Studying has no boundaries. Maybe its time for me to think about myself other than worry about how people think of me or how I'm going to save my parents face. I'm going to apply Art & Design course next semester. I don't care. This is my passion. This is my dream. Pray for me.


Can't waittttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, July 1, 2010

vavi? ⊙﹏⊙

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Monday, June 28, 2010

i baru je bca blog u.menarik. ni nk tnya sket. org sarawak ni mmg ensem2 ke? coz ramai geng sya yg dri sana sume ensem t'msk la u jgak.. trimas!

orang sarawak ensem2 kew? haha... ermm.. camne nak cakap ekk?? kalo kat sarawak memang "a common face" kat cni. Typical face & boleh la dikatakan ramai muka camtu.. (omg!) ahaha.. Mebi sebab ktorg campur macam2 suku kaum kot. Agak susah nak bezakan muslim & non-muslim sebab muka seakan2 sama. Melayu tulen pun org cakap campur tp xde campur pon sbnrnye.. macam saya! haha... kalo nak tengok betol ke x, pergi la kat sarawak! Hahaha... btw, thanx 4 d question & stop by at my blog!

Ask me anything

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

ask me anything ........... (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ❤



Lama gak x hapdate blog... busy sket je.. (atau buat2 busy ke?). Baru2 nie, member aku introduce kat aku satu application nama die, formspring.me. Best gak la. Die macam website ko jawab soklan kat sape2 yang tanye soklan kat profile formspring ko tuh. Hahaha.. layan gak la walaupon ade soklan yang merepek2. Tp xpe, aku jawab x kire bangsa, agama & kenegaraan (bolehhh??).


So, kalo ade sesape nak bertanye tu leh je. Aku pendengar & pemberi nasihat yang baek (ehem2..). Tak kire la soklan duniawi waima soklan hal akhirat, soklan cintan-cintun, soklan bapak2 @ makcik2, soklan budak skolah nak jawab exam atau soklan merepek2 jugak diterima. Sekian terima kasut..(◡‿◡✿)


Contoh2 soklan:



#1. Soklan berbaur kontroversi.

Translation: 

Anonymous: Apa hubungan u dengan Siddiq? Macam intim je..jeles i...

Abby: Siddiq adalah persis adik, abang kepada saya. Merangkap kroni jalan2 cari makan, merangkap kroni jalan2 cari pasal dan yang bersekutu dengannya. Boleh? Dan juga merangkap teman berbicara, merepek, mengumpat sejak dari azali, sejak ktorg highschool sehingga sekarang. These words cant even potrays how being close we are to each others. ahahaha... terus cakap London uoollzz...


Soklan dari anonymous yang bertanye kat member aku Abby. BTW Abby! Good answer!!! Yay!





#2. Soklan berbaur kedegilan..hehe..



Translation:

Anonymous: Masih nak bertanye hal Siddiq. Awak memang rapat dengan die kan? Bleh tak tolong kapelkan kami berdua?

Abby: Hmmmm. Nampaknye awak memang betol2 ske kat Siddiq ye? Dari segi menjodohkan BFF dengan sape2, awak kene isi borang dulu uollz. Banyak kriteria diperlukan ye adik kakak sekalian. Eh adik jerr. Saya perlu tau awak sape, sejak bile ske kat Siddiq nie, dok katne, sebelum nie boipren lame camne? Sape? Hensem tak? Stail rambut awak, awak tinggi ke rendah, umur. Haha.. tq.






#3. Soklan berbaur kesihatan..


Translation:

Anonymous: Saye pening sekarang nie. Ade ubat untuk menghilangkan pening tak?

Siddiq: Pening camne tu ehhh? Ade macam2 pening. Kalo pening, silakan menelan panadol, atau pergi karaoke kew... kalo masih jugak, tido je la.... gerenti pening kurang... paling mujarab, bawak sembahyang!







#4. Soklan berbaur fashion/trend..







#5. Soklan berbaur merepek...


Translation:

Anonymous: Diq, saye ade masalah r... gigi anak kucing saye dah nak patah. Perlu ke saye tolong mematahkan gigi tersebut atau biar jer? Boleh tumbuh balik tak gigi tersebut?

Siddiq: Senang jerrr... letak lew gigi palsu kat kucing tuuu... atau tanam gigi baru ala2 aishah & claudia af7..



Malu bertanya sesat jalannnn ye kawan-kawannnn......

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

kenak polah o(╥﹏╥)o



Baruk-baruk tok juak, aku tauk abg sedara merangkap anak-sulung-abg-mak aku sakit koh. Doktor kat HUS pun sik maok nahan nya. Cdak madah sikda pa2. Lekak berubat dengan dak ustaz, cdak family abg sedara aku tek dipadah, nya tek kenak polah orang melalui barang makan tyme kat tempat keja. Adohehhh... bahaya owh kinek tok... kita bait gilak pun susah, jaik pun susah juak.


Maka zaman dah millennium masih juak orang ngamal benda-benda camtok. Jangan lah kita nyihir orang owhhhhh, sengsara orang ya bah oleh sakit2 ya. Mun kita sakit hati pun, kenak sik serahkan bulat2 jak kat Tuhan, Tuhan kan ada. Biar la Tuhan yang menghukum, bukan kita. Tok baruk cgek, ada duak igek gik kes yang berlaku kat sedara mara ku ehh...


Kazen aku tok dah berbini, bini nya pun terkenak juak. Tedah ehhh... anak nya gik kecik2. Lemah nyawa ku ngenang. Sik la ati ku buruk gilak sik ngenang koh. Marek, bini nya gik terkenak. Duak2 lalu sakit. Lakinya tek pande macam khayal2 camya, pande sik mok gilak berklaka. Berubat nang masih la. Salah satu ikhtiar. Sik putus2 berubat...


Ada adik kepada Udak aku, terkenak juak cgek minyak pake molah orang sakit tok. Engkah kat kebun lalu, ditinjak lalu sakit. Sakit-sakit lekak ya lalu ninggal koh...


Then, adik kepada adik ipar bapak aku rah batu kawa nun, dah lamak dah gila sebab muda2 dolok nang dah terkena buatan orang. Dari zaman ku kecik dolok, nya nang dah gila. Orang nang molah ya pun dah ninggal. Mejin jak brapa lamak dah? Tedah...




Pesanan kamek kepada kitak-kitak suma, pande la jaga tutur bahasa & tingkah laku mun bergaul dengan orang. Jangan molah orang sakit hati. Selagi dapat dielak, kita elakkan la k. Jangan nak meludah orang sebarang kah, mun sakit ati. Serahkan pada tuhan jak. Sembahyang iboh lupak. Ya jak pendinding kita untuk menepis segala sihir.


Pesanan khidmat masyarakat oleh Encek Al-Siddiq kerana....


saya sayangkan anda semua....

titik
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Saturday, June 5, 2010

10 things to do to be accepted



If you noticed recently, in order for a person to be accepted among... ermmm... shud i say so called 'normal' community especially youth, there are certain things that you have to take note to be accepted. If not you will end up being a freak/nerd/loser.

10 things to do to be accepted.

 
1.  You have to be a social-kind-a-person which blend with all kind of people, no boundaries among boys & girls, partying, clubbing, being mean with other people, so that other people will wowed at you.

2.  You have to be a fake or lie about certain things, if not you will be called a freak.

3.  You have to be not-virgin and had sex, so that you will become 'normal' among the people who proud of their before-marital sex.

4.  You have to talk sex with your friend and make it as a normal chat.

5.  You have to know how to drive a car & ride a moto, if not you will called a loser.

6.  You have to be so fashionable along with the latest fashion, so that you will look cool.

7.  You have to be a smoker so that you will look cool, and girls will fascinated at you.

8.  You have to know about sports and obsessed with them.

9.  You have to go out with opposite gender, if not you will being called gay/lesbians.

10.You have to be a loyal follower of a group with a bossy leader, which obviously will make you look like an idiot but you just happy about it.




You know what.. about the list... i TOTALLY  not a give a damn about it. Hahaha... Who cares about not being accepted? I'm an independent man. I don't need a list  to be accepted.

People who just scared to be 'not normal' are just a bunch of loser/nerd/freak who has no principles to hold on. C'mon la people... is this a 'normal' life you want? Loser! LOL!
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Monday, May 31, 2010

mencairkan diri


Sekarang saya cair dengar lagu nie. Cair  bersepah-sepah / berterabo...

Saya tak pedulik...

Saya rasa di awang2an....

Sungguh indah rupanya lagu arab...

Ohhhh.... tamally maak....
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Saturday, May 29, 2010

lawatan sambiL xblaja @penang

Pada 12 Mei yang lalu, aku g Penang. Ekceli x rancang pon... Member aku ajak aku jumpa member lama kat USM Kampus Kejuruteraan kat Parit Buntar. Then, ktorg pon menjelajah la seluruh Pulau Pinang...


 Dalam KTM nie... 6 jam lebeh owhhhh...




Day #1: Butterworth shopping mall




Day #2: On the way pergi Pulau Pinang
My bestfriend, Stanley@staind..




Pit Stop #1: Komtar




Hebat tak aku main game dance? Stage 2 tuuuu... tp banyak orang tengok aku terlompat2 so.. I'm dismissed..haha..




Pit Stop #2: Taman Botani




Jalan2 luuuu.....




Adapted from 'Telephone" by Lady Gaga & Beyonce... yikes!!!




Taman yang santekkkkk....




 Staind & me, camwhoring...




4 of us... Matt, Burn, me & Staind...




Penang bridge?? I dun think sooo... LOL!




Pit Stop #3: Batu Ferringhi
Nak berakkkk.... tulun3...




Catwalk sebentar ok... ade offer wat show kat penang...ahax!




Groupie?



Familiar? Kapal titanic?




Pit Stop #4: Padang Kota




Haruslahhh...lalala...


BTW...

Happy wesak day & gawai festival..