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10 extraordinary things I done during my high school

attention pleaseeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to mention about how good or excellent things I done in high school obviously because I'm afraid that you will think that I'm boasting about my life but I'm going to share with you about my school life which shown that I'm not perfect plus I've done the same things as you do.

Before that, let me stated here that I was schooled in SM Sains Kuching which was-so-called SBP school. So what?? I heard that... Hehehe...

Let the countdowns begin.....

<<<10>>>

During Form 4, I helped my school orchestra (joined the school orchestra) to raise fund by selling Nasi Lemak, Sausages and Fishball to the students because obviously I was the Treasurer and Stanley was the President. We make ourselves 'muka tebal' by selling those also for the wardens BUT they were so evil, they ignored us! If we not achieved the target, we sell it to the juniors and FORCED them to buy it. Lastly we got simply named, 'Abg Hotdog & Abg Sausage'. Damn!

school orchestra where I used to devoted myself into

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There was a time where I got a date and we dated at the top of the hill located not far from the school track and school compound. You know, the hill where they put the water tank tower and Celcom transmitter. And Vice Principle SHOUTED at us with her high pitch/suprano voice from the bottom of the hill when she saw us. That was the last time I went there. Huhuhu..

me & ______ during highschool; taken at THAT sacred hill

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During Raya Haji which I was also in Form 4, I not going home and I stayed at the hostel. That night, non-muslims should be doing preparation class while muslims stay at the mosque to hear ceramah but I failed to do so. With room off-light, me and Stanley quietly stayed at the hostel and enjoyed ourselves mee maggi. I still remembered to hear the ceramah from far and wardens wandered at the hostel area. I felt stupid because we was hiding in the darkness.

room of zombies (me obviously)

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I also make fun of Ustaz by called him 'Gemok' and 'Berahim' not behind but darely in front of him during my Form 3 era. He was not mad but instead he even make fun of my fathers name. Actually, he did first. I sounded so 'kurang ajar' but he didn't make any issue about that. Ustaz Khairul bin Berahim from Terengganu, I'm sorry because of my immature act :) .

wekkk...wekkk...wekkkkkkkkk.....

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This is during my Form 5, I used to SNEAK out with Stanley in his fathers car just because I have to make my hair done for that annual dinner. Luckily, we didn't get caughted and I also used to copy a warden signature because I wanted to go home so badly. You know what's the punishment of copying?? Boleh kena buang...haa... (please do not try at home) also my last time doing that. The only thing that was frequently done was sleeping during Sejarah and Bahasa Melayu. I dunno why Sejarah is so damn bored??!! But..I got A1 Sejarah during SPM. Theeheee..

shhhh...keep your *ss shut.....

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During preparation class in Form 4, my hobby was to travel to other class and helped them doing noise. My class was 4 Beta and I enjoyed loitering in 4 Delta. What happened then? Warden ordered them to spend their night in front of the school block and make a line. I'm the ALIEN there whose the only one from other class and I felt that it was not fair for them because I was also contributed. But then, I jumped out joy because Syahme, Farah and Andy joined in the line. (They in 4 Alpha=the smartest class)

class-wrecker, me the rightest, syahme & farah at the middle line

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When my parents visited me during weekdays, I always had problems in managing the time. My parents arrived at 6 pm until 6.30 pm but we have to clear the hostel at 6.30! Those who not, will get punished. Because of my ANGELIC face, I got released but not these time. That warden asked me to joined the others making 8 laps of running/walking at the school track! Others had done a few laps but I just started. Just imagine running at night and through the black! LoL! Lastly, I cheated the warden by saying "I've done 8 laps" but I only done 6.

PIBG shelter where I used to meet my parents where they supply food for me

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I used to date someone/my classmate for only ONE day.

someone from these pixca!!!!

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Form 4 era, I called my BM teacher, Cikgu Melati, 'merepek'. She was so mad that she left class immediately and went to the library to find peace. I felt sooo BAD that me and the whole classmates went to find her and apologized.

I said to her, 'Cekgu, saye cakap kawan sebelah saye merepek la..bkn cekgu. Cekgu dah salah faham.."

Actually I meant HER..So sorry Cekgu Melati. Not my purely attention. :)

sorry seems the hardest pills

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The ultimate one was to find out that my close friend, ( P bukan nama sebenar) was a GAY??!! I'm STRICTLY said that NONE of my friend on your right the one I referred to. Please...

That night of Form 3, I was the last person being told because my batchmates want to keep my feeling in a circle. When I was told, I was shivered and traumatized a lot because of some FREAK and TWISTED things he done. I cannot sleep thinking that and I have to locked my room door because I was afraid to be the next victim among the other victims. Then, I could sleep soundly. You cannot imagine how much I was traumatized.

But I'm not discriminate gay people..they are fun actually...uuuuuuuu.......

can you see the expression??!!!! Can you??!! Can you???!!!!

Well..how about that?? You might found my story a lil bit stereotype and lame but this is the true story that happened to me during my school era.

What are the similarities in these stories??? They are very RISKY which I'm not approved you to do so just becoz I have a tiny brain during high skool..huhuhu..

p/s: Imperfect will make them perfect.

aDakaH aKu aDe ma$aLah p$ycHOLogY?

~po-po-po-pokerface-po-po-pokerface~

aPesal kaLo lepas maKan denGan kuantiTi yang banyak aku akan MENYESAL selepas itu?

MENYESAL yang agak sangat.


ngeeeeee....ngap..ngap..ngap..

Tiba-tiba je perasaan itu akan muncul dengan sendirinya selepas makan.

Sebelum makan takde plak? Nak kate aku gemOk.. badan aku sedang2 je...

Tapi takde lak rase nak muntah balik.

Ngapain denGan badAn guE??

a) Adakah kepala hotak aku ada masalah?

b) Adakah perasaan itu datang dari bahan kimia makanan?

c) Adakah hormon aku tak seimbang?

d) Semua diatas.

i'm mad like a mad cow!!

Awesome!!! Yay!!

There's a video from youtube about these teacher who can really sing but I cannot embedded it

here because of this youtube-stupid-rule which they might want to keep it copyrighted.

Here's the link.

*Danyl Johnson 1st audition performance in X-Factor*

Its a British singing contest called X-factor and these teacher, named Danyl Johnson

suprisingly wowed the crowd and the cornhead Simon Cowell rarely impressed too!

He said, "This is the best audition performance I ever had this 8-9 years!"


Make waves to Simon!!! Yuuhuuuu!!!!


Really these Danyl have Danny Gowkey's type of voice which I adored a lot.

Don't worry okay... x-factor just started..nothing to rush about...take your time.

p/s: Soooo looking forward!!!

saLam rAmadHan :)

Sempena Ramadhan yang mulia nie, aku nak mengucapkan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa dengan hati yang ikhlas.

Semoga ibadah kita diterimaNya hendaknya.

Sebelum tu..mari kita check ape yang aku AIM bulan nie:

*Tak nak tinggal sembahyang tarawikh.

*Aku nak bersedekah.

*Kurangkan berenjoy sakan.

*Berhenti sebelum kenyang @ berhenti kalo kite dah kenyang tahap 1.

*Nak beli baju raya.

*Tambahkan senyuman (sedekah).


Sebelum aku menamatkan ketuk2 kat laptop nie.. korang ingat lagi x niat berbuka & niat pose??? Mesti baca woo..

Kalo korang x ingat.. tahun lepas punye entry aku ade letak. Klik di bawah ..hehehe..

*Doa berbuka serta niat puasa sebulan & harian*


Selamat berpuasa!!!!!

yeH2!!! taK laMe laGi paKciK kaYO!!!

Kebelakangan nie kan.. aku asek termimpi ular je. Banyak kali lak tu. Nak tanye kat sape ek?? Mak aku?? Jangan harap die nak jawab. Nasib baek ade Jahak. Thanx Jahak sebab menjawab segala persoalan aku..Hehehe..

Mimpi #1

Aku kat dalam bilik yang ade satu katil je. Lepas tu ade ular banyakkkk kat bawah tu. Beribu2 lemon sampaikan aku tak brani nak turun dari katil..huhu..

Mimpi #2

Aku berdiri kat atas batu di antara banyak2 batu. Ada air tengah2 mcm laot. Lepas tu ular tu bukan setakat atas batu tapi pandai pulak berenang..seremmm..

Mimpi #3

Mimpi semalam. Belakang rumah aku ada kandang kambing (realiti xde). Lepas tu aku tergezut ade ular besooo tengah kenyang baham ape ntah. Ular tu dah tak larat nak bergerak. Ramai sedara-mara aku pergi tengok. Aku suruh diorang jaga2 sebab takot ular tu lak baham diorg..haha..


Tafsiran mimpi: Menurut mak Jahak... aku akan dapat rezeki yang berlipat ganda aka. rezeki murah. Kayo la aku macam nie... waaaaaa....

Nak mimpi ular or keliwon??? You choose..

p/s: Mimpi mainan tido SAHAJA & mainan syaitan. Kuat berangan tol..

keSiannye aku..

Atas permintaan mak bapak aku.. aku ikot jaa arahan diorang amek degree. Kalo di ikotkan xnak aku sambung degree.


Aku nie dah la xdak kawan2 (sebenornye banyak) sangat... budak kelas aku pon poyo2 yang bijak pandai xnak kawan aku yang kurang pandai nie..


Budak2 yang sempoi2 sekepala dengan aku pon banyak yang dismiss sebab perjuangan diorang x berjaya selama 6 semester yang lepas.


Mesti diorang (budak2 poyo+pandai) dah dok skali umah sewa.. Ameer lak x sambong degree. Terkapai2 sorang2 la aku kat bumi semenanjung nie..huhuhu...


Dengan menggunakan ketinggian budi pekerti aku ditambah pulak dengan keramahan aku dan humbleness aku.. I'm willing to start again from ZERO.


Tapi x taw lagi nak applu U mana..mana2 jaa la.. janji mak bapak aku pueh ati.


Kalo aku masuk bulan 12 nanti, aku akan berusaha sekali lagi mencari kawan baru dan menyesuaikan diri sekaligus.


Huhuhu..start again from ZERO..only thing that I hate!!

cant u see I'm stressing out???!!!

p/s: Sniff...sniff...sniff..

sTarT aPPLyinG

Aku dah nak apply degree.

Tapi x sure lagi U mane.

Maybe

UiTM

UKM

UTM

UM

UIA

UOX

UFO


Ape yang aku bleh cakap, aku apply nie for..

the sake of my parents NOT ME.




*Having a sigh...*

all bloggers :)

Thanks for viewing, reading & commenting (although a few) on my blog. Sorry that my blog is not as promising as the other blogs. But I keep learning & make it as an outgoing process.

My biggest problem is making friends among bloggers because I'm kinda new and I just started in the middle of 2008.

Then my problem is in handling the blog itself. You can see that my blog is not interactive as yours with very basic layout, lame pictures, uncool widgets just because I'm DUMB at these things which I major the BASIC only.

SO, I need your guide because I'm a NERD science student that know nothing like budak baru blaja..

I'm so appreciate your comments during your visit at my blog.

Peace!

:)

video 'ENTEAH'

'ENTEAH' is a SLANG comes from the word 'entah' yang diamalkan oleh aku dan kawan-kawanku obviously as additional flavor in joking.

Syahme cakap, "Hahaha... ko nie pengaruh buruk kepada kanak2"


No lah... my attention untuk bergurau je... tapi video ni klakar..kazen aku bernama Muhammad Haiqal struggling to pronounce 'enteah'


Enjoy!!!


p/s: 'ENTEAH' is the actual pronunciation of 'entah' for the Iban tribe..yay!!!

like...AGAIN???!!

I cannot believe that I'm posting this subject again. You know lah..regarding Yasmin Ahmad movie, Sepet.


You know right, Astro making a channel 110 as a special tribute for late Yasmin Ahmad.


I clicked on channel 110 which showed Sepet. I was so excited like a small child got a lollipop.


After a quite while we watched it.. my sis said, "Its so boring.."


Then, my mum said, "This movie has a peculiar theme..like weird???"


Its not fair. I was soooo excited watching this movie and I have to agreed to switch channel because some of us feel rejection in their mind??



Don't you feel that every scene in this film resembled ourselves?


Every scene has a meaning that MATTER which makes Malaysian are sooo special.

p/s: Hanya jauhari yang mengenal manikam.

aMacaM?? do i Look cOoL enuf???

ALERT: PLEASE READ THE WHOLE POST!!!!

Some cool stuff I wanted to share with you.

Honestly, I'm a heavy smoker you know.

I'm so addicted that I can eat the whole thing.

Do I look cool???

I know girls like boys who smokes.

I'm just try to fit in into those colonies and try to supply all the demands.

Who knows I look cool to impress the girls.


How do i look??






Ok maa???





The brand is HOKT..ever heard???





BUT WAITTT!!!!!!!!!!!


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It's juz a CANDY la... sorryy...hehehe...

I swearrr!!!! Look... I crunched it




Look closely.. the core is CANDY...





Look veryyy close... it's smoke CANDY..




I do not smoke and I'm proud of it

I do not need to smoke to be cool or to impress girls

I'm just me




p/s: It was a joke..please do not think bad of me..hehehe...

syukur...hujan rahmat

Macam yang korang tau.. sekarang kan musim kemarau campur jerebu... cuaca pon sangat panas.. hadoii..

Jerebu lak tu.. sume pakai mask lagipon h1n1 tgh 'hot' skang nie...huhuhu...

Tapi... tyme aku tulis blog nie.. hujan telah turun untuk menyejukkan bumi ciptaan tuhan nie.. betapa bersyukurnya aku... lebih2 pada musim yang x menentu nie..



Walaupon ade bunyi guruh + kilat.. aku tetap bersyukur YA ALLAH..

alhamdullilah...

baD karMa

Disebabkan aku slalu kuar jalan2 recently, ade la satu kisah aku nak habaq kat
korang. Pasal kawan aku sorang nie. Actually, I was part of it and I felt so guilty.

aku dengan sabarnya..membuang masa hujung minggu

Farah (minah kacis tuuu), aku dengan gediknya menemani beliau pergi ujian SPA untuk Pegawai Tadbir & Diplomatik kat kolej kesihatan bersekutu bla,bla,bla...

beliau tiba2 menjadi ayu sebab aku cakap nak letak kat blog..hahaha..

Beliau ade 5 bijik ujian. Habes kol 4 lebey. Dah settle sume, tibe2 lak kuar tanduk kat kapla ktorang... Farah gtau ade GIG kat tempat die plus aku pon lame x pergi GIG. Tibe2 lak, bapak si Farah nie suh amek adek die dari tuisyen. Camnie:

Objektif: Nak pergi GIG.

Masa: 2.00~4.30
Tempat: Dewan Suarah Samarahan.
Masalah: Farah kene amek adek beliau.
Masa: Adek beliau habes tusyen kol 5.
Target: GIG habes kol 5.

CAmner tuu??? Dengan setan nyer, kitorang mencadangkan supaya farah suh adek die kuar awal ckp ade FAMILY PROBLEM$. Dengan demikian, dapat la ktorg pergi GIG.

Aku pon dress up indie la. Ready nak pergi GIG. Sume dah siap. Aku pakai baju itam indie, suar jeans, bangle, kasut indie & rambut bagi highlite brown gold sket. Hahaha...

camnie kronologi nyew...



mula2..mcm nie.. aku ingat nak pakai baju nie.. xjadi2..

kasut indie dah...sett...

beg indie dah....tick...

dalam beg indie ade.. spek, mp4, mp3, wallet, novel (pesal ade novel??)

bangle, badge, highlite wambbot...sett..

Tau aper jadi??? Tunggu punye tunggu aku kol la farah tanye. Die cakap... "Jap2..ade hal sikit".

Rupa2nya.. die dah amek adek die.. tyme kuar simpang die terlanggar lak kete depan. Cina tu BOOM2 PAW die SERATOS HENGGET. Sikit je kene cina tu terus mintak seratos. Kete farah xde ape2 ponnn...

Tadaa....camnie kalo dah siap..hak3..

Ekceli, cina tu mintak 2 ratos..tibe2 lak member adek farah nie datang. Ala2 gengster giteww. Umoq 30-an. Farah pon xtaw mane adek die jumpe mamat tu.

nie..minah ni lak kalo dah transform..kah3..

Cina tu tanye adik farah gengster tu kawan die kew. Adik farah pon mengiakan.. teros cina tu mintak seratos jew..hak3..

Farah xnak gitau parents die sebab terang2an menipu ok.. menipu pasal tuisyen adek die tu. SO..atas bantuan BF die, dapat la settle tyme tu gak.

Lastly. GIG wannabe was cancelled.

Moral of the story... KARMA can be sooo scARy it can 'pop!' instantly without warning.

sNAp3!!!

EVENT: JOM HEBOH
VENUE: PETRAJAYA STADIUM
TIME:3:30 P.M.
DATE: 25 JULY 2009
COST: 3 FLAVOURED DRINKS (RM1 x 3)
PANGGANGS?? (RM1.20 x 2)
TARGET: ANYBODY WHO LOOKS WANNABE

sis, ashraff muslim & diana

me, Remy and sis

me, sis, Remy & diana






sis, Fauziah Gous, diana & me