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Thanks for viewing, reading & commenting on my blog. Sorry that my blog is not as promising as the other blogs. But I keep learning & make it as an outgoing process.

My biggest problem is making friends among bloggers because I'm kinda new and I just started in the middle of 2008.

Then my problem is in handling the blog itself. You can see that my blog is not interactive as yours with very basic layout, lame pictures, uncool widgets just because I'm DUMB at these things which I major the BASIC only.

SO, I need your guide because I'm a NERD science student that know nothing like budak baru blaja..

I'm so appreciate your comments during your visit at my blog.

Sesape yang aku follow tu, aku nak ucap sori sebab nyebok. Don't get me wrong ok. I don't have any specific reason. No reason actually.

Peace!
-the writer

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Monday, June 28, 2010

i baru je bca blog u.menarik. ni nk tnya sket. org sarawak ni mmg ensem2 ke? coz ramai geng sya yg dri sana sume ensem t'msk la u jgak.. trimas!

orang sarawak ensem2 kew? haha... ermm.. camne nak cakap ekk?? kalo kat sarawak memang "a common face" kat cni. Typical face & boleh la dikatakan ramai muka camtu.. (omg!) ahaha.. Mebi sebab ktorg campur macam2 suku kaum kot. Agak susah nak bezakan muslim & non-muslim sebab muka seakan2 sama. Melayu tulen pun org cakap campur tp xde campur pon sbnrnye.. macam saya! haha... kalo nak tengok betol ke x, pergi la kat sarawak! Hahaha... btw, thanx 4 d question & stop by at my blog!

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

ask me anything ........... (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ❤



Lama gak x hapdate blog... busy sket je.. (atau buat2 busy ke?). Baru2 nie, member aku introduce kat aku satu application nama die, formspring.me. Best gak la. Die macam website ko jawab soklan kat sape2 yang tanye soklan kat profile formspring ko tuh. Hahaha.. layan gak la walaupon ade soklan yang merepek2. Tp xpe, aku jawab x kire bangsa, agama & kenegaraan (bolehhh??).


So, kalo ade sesape nak bertanye tu leh je. Aku pendengar & pemberi nasihat yang baek (ehem2..). Tak kire la soklan duniawi waima soklan hal akhirat, soklan cintan-cintun, soklan bapak2 @ makcik2, soklan budak skolah nak jawab exam atau soklan merepek2 jugak diterima. Sekian terima kasut..(◡‿◡✿)


Contoh2 soklan:



#1. Soklan berbaur kontroversi.

Translation: 

Anonymous: Apa hubungan u dengan Siddiq? Macam intim je..jeles i...

Abby: Siddiq adalah persis adik, abang kepada saya. Merangkap kroni jalan2 cari makan, merangkap kroni jalan2 cari pasal dan yang bersekutu dengannya. Boleh? Dan juga merangkap teman berbicara, merepek, mengumpat sejak dari azali, sejak ktorg highschool sehingga sekarang. These words cant even potrays how being close we are to each others. ahahaha... terus cakap London uoollzz...


Soklan dari anonymous yang bertanye kat member aku Abby. BTW Abby! Good answer!!! Yay!





#2. Soklan berbaur kedegilan..hehe..



Translation:

Anonymous: Masih nak bertanye hal Siddiq. Awak memang rapat dengan die kan? Bleh tak tolong kapelkan kami berdua?

Abby: Hmmmm. Nampaknye awak memang betol2 ske kat Siddiq ye? Dari segi menjodohkan BFF dengan sape2, awak kene isi borang dulu uollz. Banyak kriteria diperlukan ye adik kakak sekalian. Eh adik jerr. Saya perlu tau awak sape, sejak bile ske kat Siddiq nie, dok katne, sebelum nie boipren lame camne? Sape? Hensem tak? Stail rambut awak, awak tinggi ke rendah, umur. Haha.. tq.






#3. Soklan berbaur kesihatan..


Translation:

Anonymous: Saye pening sekarang nie. Ade ubat untuk menghilangkan pening tak?

Siddiq: Pening camne tu ehhh? Ade macam2 pening. Kalo pening, silakan menelan panadol, atau pergi karaoke kew... kalo masih jugak, tido je la.... gerenti pening kurang... paling mujarab, bawak sembahyang!







#4. Soklan berbaur fashion/trend..







#5. Soklan berbaur merepek...


Translation:

Anonymous: Diq, saye ade masalah r... gigi anak kucing saye dah nak patah. Perlu ke saye tolong mematahkan gigi tersebut atau biar jer? Boleh tumbuh balik tak gigi tersebut?

Siddiq: Senang jerrr... letak lew gigi palsu kat kucing tuuu... atau tanam gigi baru ala2 aishah & claudia af7..



Malu bertanya sesat jalannnn ye kawan-kawannnn......

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

kenak polah o(╥﹏╥)o



Baruk-baruk tok juak, aku tauk abg sedara merangkap anak-sulung-abg-mak aku sakit koh. Doktor kat HUS pun sik maok nahan nya. Cdak madah sikda pa2. Lekak berubat dengan dak ustaz, cdak family abg sedara aku tek dipadah, nya tek kenak polah orang melalui barang makan tyme kat tempat keja. Adohehhh... bahaya owh kinek tok... kita bait gilak pun susah, jaik pun susah juak.


Maka zaman dah millennium masih juak orang ngamal benda-benda camtok. Jangan lah kita nyihir orang owhhhhh, sengsara orang ya bah oleh sakit2 ya. Mun kita sakit hati pun, kenak sik serahkan bulat2 jak kat Tuhan, Tuhan kan ada. Biar la Tuhan yang menghukum, bukan kita. Tok baruk cgek, ada duak igek gik kes yang berlaku kat sedara mara ku ehh...


Kazen aku tok dah berbini, bini nya pun terkenak juak. Tedah ehhh... anak nya gik kecik2. Lemah nyawa ku ngenang. Sik la ati ku buruk gilak sik ngenang koh. Marek, bini nya gik terkenak. Duak2 lalu sakit. Lakinya tek pande macam khayal2 camya, pande sik mok gilak berklaka. Berubat nang masih la. Salah satu ikhtiar. Sik putus2 berubat...


Ada adik kepada Udak aku, terkenak juak cgek minyak pake molah orang sakit tok. Engkah kat kebun lalu, ditinjak lalu sakit. Sakit-sakit lekak ya lalu ninggal koh...


Then, adik kepada adik ipar bapak aku rah batu kawa nun, dah lamak dah gila sebab muda2 dolok nang dah terkena buatan orang. Dari zaman ku kecik dolok, nya nang dah gila. Orang nang molah ya pun dah ninggal. Mejin jak brapa lamak dah? Tedah...




Pesanan kamek kepada kitak-kitak suma, pande la jaga tutur bahasa & tingkah laku mun bergaul dengan orang. Jangan molah orang sakit hati. Selagi dapat dielak, kita elakkan la k. Jangan nak meludah orang sebarang kah, mun sakit ati. Serahkan pada tuhan jak. Sembahyang iboh lupak. Ya jak pendinding kita untuk menepis segala sihir.


Pesanan khidmat masyarakat oleh Encek Al-Siddiq kerana....


saya sayangkan anda semua....

titik
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Saturday, June 5, 2010

10 things to do to be accepted



If you noticed recently, in order for a person to be accepted among... ermmm... shud i say so called 'normal' community especially youth, there are certain things that you have to take note to be accepted. If not you will end up being a freak/nerd/loser.

10 things to do to be accepted.

 
1.  You have to be a social-kind-a-person which blend with all kind of people, no boundaries among boys & girls, partying, clubbing, being mean with other people, so that other people will wowed at you.

2.  You have to be a fake or lie about certain things, if not you will be called a freak.

3.  You have to be not-virgin and had sex, so that you will become 'normal' among the people who proud of their before-marital sex.

4.  You have to talk sex with your friend and make it as a normal chat.

5.  You have to know how to drive a car & ride a moto, if not you will called a loser.

6.  You have to be so fashionable along with the latest fashion, so that you will look cool.

7.  You have to be a smoker so that you will look cool, and girls will fascinated at you.

8.  You have to know about sports and obsessed with them.

9.  You have to go out with opposite gender, if not you will being called gay/lesbians.

10.You have to be a loyal follower of a group with a bossy leader, which obviously will make you look like an idiot but you just happy about it.




You know what.. about the list... i TOTALLY  not a give a damn about it. Hahaha... Who cares about not being accepted? I'm an independent man. I don't need a list  to be accepted.

People who just scared to be 'not normal' are just a bunch of loser/nerd/freak who has no principles to hold on. C'mon la people... is this a 'normal' life you want? Loser! LOL!