LOL!

As I was wandering on OHBULAN! and I saw its post about the word pawned! with a video on YouTube. So I was like, who are these group???!! But then I was excited to see the video by Nigahiga ( I might be outdated by this time..huhuhu). His video is SUPER FUNNY ok or should I say TETRA-MEGA FUNNY!! LOL! I recommend you to check out his video because he is a comedian in YouTube.

Some of the video I freaking like a lot such:


He used Rihanna and Chris Brown song lyrics as the dialog! So funny!!!

And this one... Hahaha...


I laughed at the top of my throat(????) when seeing them riding on the broom??? LOL!

But actually, I still not finish watching all the vids. So excited. Thehehe...

my favourite spot

Last week I went to my-all-the-time-favourite-spot, the sea. Well this place will be always be my no. 1. Hahaha... This is Sematan Beach which takes nearly 2 hours to reach (well... Sematan located at very west of Sarawak). Besides Sematan, Santubong also located at Kuching but only takes a short distance compared to Sematan.This place also have motel, shops, hawkers sell bundles, fishing spot, recreation area, etc.

Nice aite??? Shells??? I was told that this comes from deep from the bottom of the sea but sells at cheap price. So dont worry. Sell between RM15-RM25 depends on its size.

This is the fishing spot just what I told you before??? Hehehe...

p/s: I just love sea...place where happiness lies...

sekilo 2 rengget....

Baru jew td aku temankan mak aku pg Pasar Tamu kat Satok,Kuching. Kalo weekdays die panggil Pasar Tamu, kalo weekend panggil Pasar Minggu (boleh plak camtu??? Hahaha...). Sebab kakak mak aku nak balik Miri, so nak bagi buah tangan la kat diorg.

Best... ikan terubok murah2 jew. Mak aku membolot sebilangan ikan terubok(Macam mak Shin Chan berebut kat Supermarket ketika Jualan Murah).

Dah la diorg pack siap2 agi dalam kotak. Tak payah risau bau kew, takut busuk kew. Bgs jgk untuk sesape yg nak bwk masuk flight kan...

Lepas tu mak aku beli pisang. Aku pon ambik r gambar buah2an. Sokong la buah-buahan tempatan.Hahaha... Leh aku keje Tourism Department lepas nie. Hak3..

"Pakcik tu kata, macam2 ada..." Kui3..

dONT you think iT just too sOOn???

Hari nie aku pg kenduri kawen org kampung aku. Satu kat kampung bapak aku, satu lagi kat kampung mak aku. Dua2 young couple. Sekarang dah macam jadi trend kawen muda nie. Budak2 baru habis blaja, tamat je pom 5 cepat2 suruh kawen especially anak pompuan la. La... takkan blaja setakat nak ambil sijil berhenti sekolah kottt...

Aku nie bukan jeles jauh sekali nak iri hati (pe beza??? Hahaha...). Kat kampung mak aku ok lagi la. Pompuan umo 20 dgn laki umo 30. Tp laki tu keje ok la. Opis boy kat syarikat penerbangan (aku dgr la). Tp pompuan tu x keje kot... Kite bkn nak mintak la tp kalo ditakdirkan sumthing happened kan susah kalo isteri die x keje???

Kat kampung bpk aku lagi dahsyat, pompuan tu 17 tahun blom lagi hbs pom 5 dgn laki tu umo 18 kott (aku dgr die keje kat kedai bese). Citer die mcm nie... mak budak pompuan tu dah KEPINGIN sangat dah nak bermenantu (buang tebiat aper), so sebelum nie die dah recruit 2 org calon, sorg cekgu sorg lagi... aper ntah. Tp diorg xnak. So dapat la calon ketiga nie. Budak laki nie pernah pg umah pompuan nie sbb ikot member die (member die same2 pg PLKN ade pertalian dgn famili pompuan nie) dok kat umah pompuan nie.

Then, mak die pon tahan la bdk tu dok kat umah diorg dan mak pompuan tu telah MENJODOHKAN anak pompuan die yg pom 5 tu. Dgr kate org, kapel tu pon baru jew skali dating. Huhuhu....

Lagi 1, kakak aku bilang(bilang??) mate mak pompuan tu meliar tgk calon menantu mlm sblm die kawen tu takot menantu die layan pompuan lain. Sbb malam tu ader karaoke mcm pesta sebelum pernikahan la... Hish..paranoid tol mentua camtu.

Kesian pulak aku tgk famili laki tu time sesi photo, mcm sedih jew sbb anak laki tunggal kan. Diorg mcm redha jew. Yelah, anak harapan mak bpk kan. Adoi...

Ini la yang dikatekan jodoh... sape la kite untuk menolak kan...Tp kalo umo mcm nie dah kawen... juz imagine... between 17 until 25+ is zone for "enjoy-ur-life-to-the-fullest zone" before getting married but all that shattered because of others hidden agenda...

"Heyyy!!! You two!! Where you think you're going????!!!"

what the heck???

What the hell with the name "Kopi Janda"???? And with the tagline " sehebat namanya"??? As if in the whole world have no other name???? Isn't to attract customers or marketing strategies???? Or to provoke certain??? Look at the man advertised, look PERVERT! Hahaha..

p/s: Let me be your marketing manager and I will come out with a BETTER name!

2 hours+3 hours...

This is not the 1st time I went to Serikin but this time I went with my friend and his family. Its yesterday (saturday) means we have a whole day to spend because hawkers will selling late inspite of on Sunday which only open until noon only.

What so special about Serikin??? Hahaha... Its a place to buy cheap(probably) stuff from Indonesia. Opps..I forgot to tell you that Serikin located at the border between Sarawak and Indonesia.

Its a heaven land for makcik2 where they can spent their money to buy household. Hehe... The most selected items is "tilam serikin", a thin mattress that also can be made as comforter. I dont have the picture of "tilam serikin" but its always comes in purple color or maroon color.

Others like kitchen utensils, clothes, perfume, shoes, wooden chair, etc. Make sure when you visit Sarawak, Serikin is also in your list ok.

Me, I only bought these things, my usual perfume Hugo Boss with only RM11 and this cap RM1o.

The only things that bother me that day is we spent 2 hours in jam before reached Serikin( a lot of visiters). Haiya... just imagine from the junction where the police as usual doing inspection halfway to Serikin, all the cars queue all the way! I slept in cause of boredom twice but still not reached the place.

I only do shopping for only 1 hour but my friends family spent nearly 3 hours and I almost gone crazy waiting fot them in scorching heat!

p/s: Serikin= serik....huhuhuhu............

yet mischievious idea..

Today, I passed my old secondary school when I was outing. Almost 5 years since I left school and I missed that moment. Suddenly, an brilliant idea plus mischievious one pop out from my tiny brain.

I come with an idea of disguising myself as the student of my school! The sketchy plan is something like this:-

Plan: Disguise myself as the student of my former school.
Props: My old school uniforms.

Goal:*To make the students wander of my appearance.

*Wander around the school.

*Having an afternoon tea with them.

Venue: My secondary school.

Time: During afternoon preps class.

Ok, why I choose during afternoon preps class?? Because at that time, the students will have their own private time whether to do homeworks or studying. This is the leisure time for most of the students. So, during this time I manage to wander around the school compund with school uniform and have some picture maybe. Hahaha....

Going to dig my wardrobe rite now and I hope not getting bust!

So now........... whose with me???!!!!!

p/s: I think I'm schoolsick...........:p

1st design

I still cannot belive my own eyes!! I'm blogging again after very long rest. (compare the date of my post below).Maybe now I'm on vacation so I have plenty of time. Well, sorry guys and lemme present you my latest design. I take Avril Lavigne as my inspiration. Ok nottt????

p/s: I will keep writing as I promised. Hehehe...

persoalan hidup

Atok aku baru jew meninggal baru2 nie... nak dijadikan cerita..aku punye la lame x menjenguk beliau sebab busy dgn assgnmnt n test..maklum la final sem...camner lepas aku test aritu aku rase nak blk umah...

Then, bpk aku ajak lah nak pg umah atok aku... aku rase malas pulak sbb baru jew blk kan..tp aku pg jgk sbb perot aku lapar..leh mkn kat luar...hehe..

Sampai jew umah atok aku, aku pon pg la salam dgn beliau mcm biasa..maklum la br jew nampak muke kan... tp aku perasan atok aku mcm nak x nak jew salam dgn aku..lmbt die hulur tangan... slalu die x mcm tu... cepat jew tgn dihulurkan salam..

Beberape minit lepas tu, die ngadu sakit kat belakang sambil angkat dr kerusi... tibe2 die mcm nak rebah dan bpk aku pon menyambut beliau... beliau tetibe strok or dah nazak kot...ktorg nak bwk pg hospital tp makcik aku ckp xpyh... last2 ktorg bwk jgk...

Nak dijadikan sebab..aku mlm tu x bwk walet means lesen x bwk lah... aku bwk kete bwk mak aku n makcik aku pg hospital... atok aku n bpk aku n yg lain gune kete waja makcik aku..ktorg menyusul kemudian... aku yg x pernah lekang dgn walet tetibe x bwk walet mlm tu.. nsb bek polis x wat road block..huhu...

Atok aku pon disahkan meninggal dalam perjalanan... aku mcm x percaya sbb aku br jew bersalam dgn beliau... mcm2 persoalan ade kat fikiran aku sbb org ckp disebabkan satu benda kecik boleh buat satu perubahan or dlm omputehnye one thing can make a difference...

1) Kalo atok aku x bgn dari kerusi, korg rase die hidup lagi x???

2)Kalo ktorg x bwk atok aku pg hospital???


Mcm kes pakcik aku yg meninggal sebab kanser paru2... time die sakit tu..aku pimpin die pg tandas...tp die berkeras xnak aku pimpin sampai dlm tandas..sekadar kat luar jew... then die jatuh kat tandas sampai kaki die kembang n berdarah...terus bwk pg x-ray... mak aku marah aku n aku rase bersalah sampai skunk...persoalan lagi...

1) Kalo die x jatuh... adakah pakcik aku akan hidup lagi???

Sape dpt jwb persoalan aku??? Or really one thing can make a difference????